The Bernie Mac Show

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Episode 1

Big Brother

2004-09-08 · 22m

Vanessa confronts Bernie for looking through her things; Bernie buys security cameras to see what the family's doing, which more he bargained for. Guest appearance by Snoop Dogg.

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E02

Episode 2

Stiff Upper Lip

2004-09-15 · 22m

Bernie decides that 8-year-old Bryana is too old to be riding her bike with training wheels. She crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum. Jordan steals an old cast from the hospital and wears it at school to get out of gym class.

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E03

Episode 3

Being Bernie Mac

2004-09-22 · 22m

Bernie is hoping for some peace and quiet as he prepares for a performance that night, but he must deal with the kids when Wanda's business meeting runs long.

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E04

Episode 4

Mac Overdrive

2004-09-29 · 22m

Bernie gives Vanessa driving lessons, but he goes overboard while teaching Vanessa. Out of nowhere, he gets his truck towed away and he also gets glasses.

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Episode 5

My Privacy

2005-01-14 · 22m

Bryana accidentally walks in on Bernie getting ready for his bath. Vanessa is not happy when Bryana moves into her room. Bernie and Wanda decide that it may be time to remodel the house, much to the dismay of Bernie's wallet.

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Episode 6

Who Gives This Bride

2005-01-14 · 22m

Bernie's sister announces that she and her fiance, Monroe (Cedric Yarbrough) are eloping to Las Vegas. Wanda offers to have the wedding at the Mac house.

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Episode 7

Nerdy Mac

2005-01-21 · 22m

Bernie and Wanda are not satisfied with Bryana's test scores, and decide to enroll her at Jordan's school. As a result, Jordan is depressed because the kids at school think he's a nerd.

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Episode 8

Stone Nuts

2005-01-28 · 22m

Jordan wants to be more popular in school, so Bernie teaches him to gamble, but the trick soon backfires. Wanda's birthday is coming up, and Bernie searches for a rare cognac-colored diamond.

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E09

Episode 9

Jack & Jacqueline

2005-02-04 · 22m

Wanda decides to enroll the kids in an organization that teaches social skills to young people, with Vanessa instantly making new friends, who manage to get themselves into trouble & in mall jail.

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E10

Episode 10

Manchild in Vanessa Land

2005-02-11 · 22m

Vanessa's new boyfriend is 18 years old, and has a child by a former girlfriend; Bernie confronts Vanessa about her new boyfriend and gets under her skin about it; Bernie reveals to Wanda that he thinks Vanessa is having sex.

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Episode 11

You Don't Know Squad

2005-02-18 · 22m

Bernie is happy that Vanessa has joined the Spirit Squad, until he sees the racey costumes and provocative routines. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a product.

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Episode 12

You Got Served

2005-02-25 · 22m

Bryana's birthday party results in a lawsuit after she bounces high in the moon house and accidentally sending the girl flying. When Bernie hears about this, he tries to find a way to prevent the lawsuit from happening.

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Episode 13

I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More

2005-03-11 · 22m

When Jordan develops a crush on a girl, Bernie teaches Jordan how to be a "player". Vanessa wants to attend a hip-hop concert.

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E14

Episode 14

The Big Picture

2005-03-18 · 22m

Bernie hires a personal assistant. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan's prank phone calls.

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E15

Episode 15

The Music Mac

2005-04-01 · 22m

Bernie wants to encourage Vanessa's burgeoning musical talent. Guest appearance by Isaac Hayes.

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E16

Episode 16

Walk Like a Man

2005-04-08 · 22m

Bernie feels that Jordan is ready to walk home from school by himself, but his walk home days are over after Jordan and his friends pick on a crabby neighbor. Vanessa has a wardrobe malfunction while swimming.

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