Cow and Chicken

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Episode 1

Can Cow Come Out and Play?

1998-08-15 · 6m

The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.

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Episode 2

Horn Envy

1998-08-15 · 6m

Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.

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Episode 3

Time Weasel

1998-08-15 · 7m

Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods.

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Episode 4

Goin' My Way?

1998-08-22 · 6m

While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.

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Episode 5

The Babysitter

1998-08-22 · 6m

Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.

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Episode 6

The Hole

1998-08-22 · 7m

Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement.

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Episode 7

Cow Fly

1998-08-29 · 6m

Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.

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Episode 8

Where Am I?

1998-08-29 · 6m

Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.

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Episode 9

I Stand Corrected

1998-08-22 · 7m

Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices.

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Episode 10

Sergeant Weenie Arms

1998-09-05 · 6m

After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.

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Episode 11

Sow & Chicken

1998-09-05 · 6m

Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.

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Episode 12

I Am Bush Pilot

1998-09-05 · 7m

Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot.

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Episode 13

Me an' My Dog

1998-09-12 · 6m

Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.

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Episode 14

Cow's Dream Catcher

1998-09-12 · 6m

Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.

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Episode 15

Dessert Island

1998-09-12 · 7m

Weasel and I.R. end up stranded on an island made entirely of confectionaries.

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Episode 16

Grandma at the Mall

1998-09-19 · 6m

Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.

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Episode 17

Chicken in the Bathroom

1998-09-19 · 6m

Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.

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Episode 18

Unsinkable I.R.

1998-09-19 · 7m

I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking.

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Episode 19

Chickens Don't Fly

1998-09-26 · 6m

Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.

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E20

Episode 20

P.E.

1998-09-26 · 6m

P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.

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Episode 21

I Am Vampire

1998-09-26 · 7m

Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun little night on the town in Pantsylvania. But someone should try telling that to the vampire hunter Dr. von Smellstein, who's out to get our heroes!

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E22

Episode 22

Playin' Hookie

1998-10-03 · 6m

Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.

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Episode 23

Chicken Lips

1998-10-03 · 6m

Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.

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Episode 24

Honey I Are Home

1998-10-03 · 7m

I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids job and house than him.

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Episode 25

The Day I Was Born

1998-10-10 · 6m

Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.

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Episode 26

Factory Follies

1998-10-10 · 6m

Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.

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Episode 27

Driver's Sped

1998-10-10 · 7m

I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher!

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E28

Episode 28

101 Uses for Cow and Chicken

1998-10-17 · 6m

Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.

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E29

Episode 29

Intelligent Life?

1998-10-17 · 6m

Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.

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Episode 30

A Tree Story

1998-10-17 · 7m

The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one.

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E31

Episode 31

Be Careful What You Wish For

1998-10-24 · 6m

Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.

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Episode 32

Lost At Sea

1998-10-24 · 6m

Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminiscing about their fun lives.

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Episode 33

I.R. Do

1998-10-24 · 7m

I.R. is getting married with a hyena, but it happens that she ran away with a German, hairless chihuahua.

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Episode 34

Night of the Ed

1998-11-01 · 6m

Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.

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Episode 35

Cow's Pie

1998-11-01 · 6m

Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.

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Episode 36

I Are Good Dog!

1998-11-01 · 7m

A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs.

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Episode 37

Professor Longhorn Steer

1999-05-03 · 6m

Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.

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Episode 38

A Couple of Skating Fools

1999-05-03 · 6m

Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.

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Episode 39

He Said, He Said.

1999-05-03 · 7m

Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door.

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