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Teachers
The chaotic lives, loves and drinking sessions of a group of hapless teachers. They might be qualified to teach, but they've still got a lot to learn...
- Created by:
- Tim Loane
- Cast:
- Tamzin Malleson, Ursula Holden-Gill, Mathew Horne, Ellen Thomas
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United Kingdom
- Network:
- Channel 4
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Series 3
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E01
Episode 1
Episode One
2003-08-06 · 48mA new term and a new teacher, in the (rather large) shape of Lindsay. She can outdrink the boys, and Brian in particular thinks she’s brilliant, until Kurt convinces him that she fancies him.
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E02
Episode 2
Episode Two
2003-08-13 · 48mPenny’s self-obsession and self-pity have reached such dizzying new heights that she’s driving everyone insane. Bored to tears with her moaning, Lindsay finally cracks.
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E03
Episode 3
Episode Three
2003-08-20 · 48mKurt thinks his luck with the ladies is changing. At parents’ evening he meets a woman he reckons he has a good chance of pulling. As usual, however, his judgement in these matters isn’t perfect.
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Episode 4
Episode Four
2003-08-27 · 48mBobs wife throws him out of the house and moves her boyfriend in. For the first time, Liz takes pity on this dishevelled wreck. But a combination of pity and alcohol can have surprising results.
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E05
Episode 5
Episode Five
2003-09-03 · 48mLindsay is about to turn 30, which is fine, until everyone points out that 30 is very old. What’s the best way to handle being 30? Grow old with grace and start acting your age, or the exact opposite?
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E06
Episode 6
Episode Six
2003-09-10 · 48mHalf the staff are off with stress, leaving the other half even more stressed. In a desperate bid to relieve the pressure, Clare assigns them all a stress partner, which proves very stressful.
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E07
Episode 7
Episode Seven
2003-09-17 · 48mThere’s something disturbing in the air. A stranger, with a sinister beard, is lurking by the perimeter fence. But it turns out that he’s not so strange after all.
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E08
Episode 8
Episode Eight
2003-09-24 · 48mThe English department are left without a head when Bob is taken in for emergency surgery, and Clare decides that, whether he likes it or not, Matt is the ideal choice to act as Bobs replacement.
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E09
Episode 9
Episode Nine
2003-10-01 · 48mThe teachers are depressed that none of them is in a functional relationship, until Liz points out that Brian and Kurt are as good as married. But Brian thinks that Kurt is taking advantage of him.
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E10
Episode 10
Episode Ten
2003-10-08 · 48mStudents and parents have been complaining about Lindsay, and she’s ended up with a formal warning. So she’s going to transform herself into ‘super-teacher’, with help from an unlikely guru: Bob.
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Episode 11
Episode Eleven
2003-10-15 · 48mBrians obsessed with Eileen—the only good-looking dinner lady in the world—and when Bob starts complaining loudly about the canteen food, Brian has to stand up for his dream woman.
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E12
Episode 12
Episode Twelve
2003-10-22 · 48mWhen Brian and Kurt race each other to school, Kurt’s desire to win results in injury. Brian’s attempts to administer first aid only serve to make things worse and Kurt ends up in a wheelchair.
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E13
Episode 13
Episode Thirteen
2003-10-29 · 48mLove, lust, and general weirdness are in the air. Penny’s started a new romance, Clare’s getting frisky, and in a drunken moment Matt and Lindsay find themselves snogging.
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Tamzin Malleson
Penny
Ursula Holden-Gill
Carol
Mathew Horne
Ben
Ellen Thomas
Liz
Lee Williams
Ewan
Gillian Bevan
Clare
Vicky Hall
Lindsay
Lloyd McGuire
Bob
Daon Broni
Damien Waller