How I Met Your Mother

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.6

Farhampton

2012-09-24 · 23m

Robin's anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving Victoria's jilted fiancé a note before they drove off into the sunset together.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.1

The Pre-Nup

2012-10-01 · 23m

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.0

Nannies

2012-10-08 · 23m

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it's because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.1

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

2012-10-15 · 21m

When Lily and Marshall can't decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.2

The Autumn of Break-Ups

2012-11-05 · 23m

As the season of break-ups continues, Ted and Victoria must choose the next step in their long and complicated relationship. Meanwhile, Robin worries about Barney when he chooses a dog to be his wingman.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.2

Splitsville

2012-11-12 · 23m

When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are desperate for some private time.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 6.7

The Stamp Tramp

2012-11-19 · 23m

Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 6.9

Twelve Horny Women

2012-11-26 · 23m

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.3

Lobster Crawl

2012-12-03 · 23m

Robin is determined to get Barney back no matter what it takes. Meanwhile, Ted fills in as Marvin's Nanny, leading Marshall and Lily to realize that Ted is using baby Marvin to replace his other baby, the GNB building.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.4

The Over-Correction

2012-12-10 · 23m

Barney's developing relationship with Patrice leaves Robin questioning his motives. Marshall's widowed mother gets back into the dating pool, but he thinks she may be swimming with a shark.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.6

The Final Page (1)

2012-12-17 · 23m

Robin takes steps to have Patrice fired from WWN, while Marshall puts a jinx on Barney. Later, Ted invites his architecture professor to the dedication of the GNB building, and Marshall and Lily bump into an oddball acquaintance from college.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 8.3

The Final Page (2)

2012-12-17 · 23m

Christmas approaches and Ted wrestles with whether to tell Robin about Barney's intentions involving Patrice, while Marshall and Lily get an early Yule gift, a night away from Marvin, but a case of separation anxiety strikes and threatens to ruin the evening.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.2

Band or DJ?

2013-01-14 · 21m

When Robin learns that Barney never asked her father's permission before proposing, she insists that he seek his approval before announcing their engagement. Meanwhile, Ted keeps his feelings concealed by throwing himself into planning their wedding.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.2

Ring Up!

2013-01-21 · 23m

Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his much younger, much wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her. Meanwhile, Robin must adjust to the power of the bling.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.3

P.S. I Love You

2013-02-04 · 23m

Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin's “Underneath the Tunes” as Robin Sparkles. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are concerned that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 6.8

Bad Crazy

2013-02-11 · 23m

Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette. Meanwhile, Robin becomes attached to Marvin after finally holding him for the first time.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.3

The Ashtray

2013-02-18 · 23m

When Ted receives an unexpected call from The Captain, the gang reminisced about their last awkward encounter with him.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 7.3

Weekend at Barney's

2013-02-25 · 23m

Barney's legendary relationship playbook, which Robin thought was destroyed, rears its head when Ted and Jeanette break up and Barney decides to use his chick manual to help Ted find a new girlfriend.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.4

The Fortress

2013-03-18 · 23m

Barney reluctantly attempts to sell his apartment by holding an open house, during which Ted and Marshall get mistaken for a couple. Tension arises between Lily and Marshall when her new job causes her to spend less time at home.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 7.3

The Time Travelers

2013-03-25 · 23m

Ted and Barney's future versions attempt to persuade present day Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Marshall and Robin have a dance-off.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 7.0

Romeward Bound

2013-04-15 · 21m

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year as his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 7.9

The Bro Mitzvah

2013-04-29 · 21m

The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 7.1

Something Old

2013-05-06 · 21m

Robin desperately tries to locate the item that she buried in Central Park years earlier to wear as her "Something Old" for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask Ted to help them pack for Italy, and Barney invites Robin's father to play Laser Tag in order to bond with him.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 7.7

Something New

2013-05-13 · 23m

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney's night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

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