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The Phil Silvers Show
The Phil Silvers Show, originally titled You'll Never Get Rich, was a sitcom which ran on CBS from 1955 to 1959 for 142 episodes, plus a 1959 special. The series starred Phil Silvers as Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko of the United States Army. The series was created and largely written by Nat Hiken, and won three consecutive Emmy Awards for Best Comedy Series. The show is sometimes titled Sergeant Bilko or simply Bilko in reruns, and is very often referred to by these names, both on-screen and by viewers. The show's success transformed Silvers from a journeyman comedian into a star, and writer-producer Hiken from a highly-regarded behind-the-scenes comedy writer into a publicly recognized creator.
- Created by:
- Nat Hiken
- Cast:
- Phil Silvers, Harvey Lembeck, Paul Ford, Allan Melvin
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United States of America
- Network:
- CBS
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E01
Episode 1
★ 7.0Platoon in the Movies
1956-09-18 · 30mThe platoon is chosen to make a film about the correct use of the spark plug.
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E02
Episode 2
★ 8.0It's For The Birds
1956-09-25 · 30mBilko looks around for an expert to go on the 64,000 Dollar quiz show on TV. He ends up with Pvt Honnegar who is an expert on wildlife, After surviving a loss of memory he wins the money but he has a surprise in store for Bilko
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E03
Episode 3
Bilko Goes To College
1956-10-02 · 30mWhen a local gangster insults the army Bilko takes a bet of 1000 -1 That the local College Schmill can beat Notra Dame in a football game. Nobody gives them a chance, but when Bilko gets to work on the press they start to believe that Schmill can win.
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E04
Episode 4
The Girl From Italy
1956-10-09 · 30mRocco's brother refuses to marry a girl brought over from Italy so Bilko sets out to make him jealous and to change his mind
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E05
Episode 5
The Face On The Recruiting Poster
1956-10-16 · 30mBilko hopes to get a handsome young recruit noticed by Hollywood so he tries to get the soldier's face on the new army recruiting poster. But first he must pass a test on the army and with Doberman coaching him a surprise is in store.
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E06
Episode 6
Bilko's War Against Culture
1956-10-23 · 30mWhen two special service officers come to educate the platoon the men promise Bilko they will not attend the lectures until they see who attractive the ladies are
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E07
Episode 7
The Song Of The Motor Pool
1956-10-30 · 30mBilko looks for a song that the motor pool can adopt. He hears Paparelli singing one in the shower but it turns out that someone thought of it first
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E08
Episode 8
Bilko's Engagement
1956-11-06 · 30mAfter a mix up at the jewelers Bilko finds that Joan has been given an engagement ring and she thinks that they are to married. Bilko has to think fast of a way out.
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E09
Episode 9
A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
1956-11-13 · 30mFed up with losing to Bilko all the time Mess Sgt Ritzik is leaving the army having saved up $400 to open a snack bar So Bilko devises a plan to repay all the money that he has won off Ritzik.
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E10
Episode 10
Doberman's Sister
1956-11-20 · 30mIt's family day at Fort Baxter and all the platoon have invited their sister's. They all have date's except Doberman's so Bilko sets out to con Zimmerman into taking her out.
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E11
Episode 11
Where There's A Will
1956-11-27 · 30mA member of the platoon is cheated out of his share in his uncles will. The only thing he gets is a parrot so Bilko starts a rumor that the parrot holds the clue to a hidden treasure map.
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E12
Episode 12
Bilko's Tax Trouble
1956-12-04 · 30mThrough an error Bilko is called before the tax people to explain his earnings
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E13
Episode 13
Mink Incorporated
1956-12-11 · 30mAfter Bilko loses 100 dollars of the platoons welfare fund on a horse, he tries to get the money back, by starting a mink farm, but the mink's refuse to breed.
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E14
Episode 14
Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan
1956-12-18 · 30mWhen TV host Ed Sullivan tries to put on ‘A Salute to the Army' show, the talent scout leaves Bilko out to start with, but when the producer decides to use a jeep in the finale, they turn Bilko to organise things, but he tries to change the show to suit himself.
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E15
Episode 15
Bilko Gets Some Sleep
1956-12-25 · 30mUnable to sleep Bilko goes to the camp psychiatrist for advice. He is told to give up gambling and women.
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E16
Episode 16
The Blue Blood Of The Bilko's
1957-01-08 · 30mA sergeant from Fort Baxter is to be excluded from his son's wedding to an heiress. They only want officers to attend so Bilko decides to change their minds
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Episode 17
Love That Guardhouse
1957-01-15 · 30mAfter winning 1500 dollars in Las Vegas, Ritzik is desperate to play poker with Bilko, so the Colonel locks him up in the guardhouse for his own protection.
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E18
Episode 18
Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby
1957-01-22 · 30mBilko promotes a show starring Bing Crosby, but when Bing suddenly fails to show up, Bilko has to find a lookalike as a replacement.
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E19
Episode 19
Bilko Goes To Monte Carlo
1957-01-29 · 30mBilko comes up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette, so all the camp come up with a bankroll and send him off Monte Carlo to try it out.
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Episode 20
Bilko Enters Politics
1957-02-05 · 30mWhen the plan for a new serviceman's center is turned down by the mayor Bilko gets Doberman to run for Mayor. When it looks like Doberman will win, the campaign manager makes a deal with Bilko to build the center if Doberman will drop out
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E21
Episode 21
Bilko's Television Idea
1957-02-12 · 30mWhen T.V. star Buddy Bickford come to Fort Baxter to research background for a new television show. Bilko tries to sell him a T.V. idea of his own.
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E22
Episode 22
The Son Of Bilko
1957-02-26 · 30mA young practical joker joins the platoon and drives everybody crazy until Bilko finds a way to give give him a taste of his own medicine.
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E23
Episode 23
Rock 'n' Roll Rookie
1957-03-05 · 30mWhen singer Elvin Pelvin joins the platoon, Bilko sees a way to make money but he can't get him to sing.
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Episode 24
Bilko's Black Magic
1957-03-19 · 30mWhen Pvt Mendleson who has been lost in the jungle for years receives $7000 in back pay he loses it to Grover and Ritzik in a poker game. Bilko uses their fear of black magic to get his money back.
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Episode 25
Bilko Goes South
1957-03-26 · 30mDuring a cold spell the platoon think that they are entering a singing contest which will be held in Florida, but instead they take part in a dangerous medical experiment.
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Episode 26
Bilko Goes Around The World
1957-04-02 · 30mAfter watching ' Around the World in 80 Days ' Bilko calls the producer Mike Todd and suggests that to publicize the film he offer a prize to the first person who can do the same.
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E27
Episode 27
The Mess Hall Mess
1957-04-09 · 30mBilko has dinner at a French restaurant and finds an old recipe that will win a prize in a competition to find a brand new American recipe.
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Episode 28
The Secret Life Of Sergeant Bilko
1957-04-16 · 30mAn investigative reporter tries to find evidence that American soldiers are giving away defense secrets. Bilko gets to hear and helps the reporter out
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Episode 29
Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.
1957-04-23 · 30mWhen the local radio station is to close down Bilko sees a good way to make money using army equipment
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E30
Episode 30
Bilko the Marriage Broker
1957-04-30 · 30mWhen Lt Wallace gets transferred to become Bilko's platoon officer he works them hard all day. So they try and get him to fall for a new WAC officer Lt Rogers but he doesn't seem to be interested but unknown to Bilko the two officers are having a secret affair and no one is to find out.
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Episode 31
Bilko Acres
1957-05-07 · 30mWhen Bilko thinks that the camp is being enlarged he buys swamp land next door hoping to make a killing only to find that the camp is being slimmed down. Trying to recoup his money he tries to sell it as building land but first he has to kill all the mosquitoes in the swamp and he gives the job to Doberman with unfortunate repercussions
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Episode 32
The Big Scandal
1957-05-14 · 30mBilko tries to hypnotize Ritzik, but it's Doberman who falls under the influence and he tells the Colonel's wife that he loves her
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Episode 33
Bilko's Perfect Day
1957-05-21 · 30mFor once everything goes right for Bilko, from hot showers in the morning, to picking all the winners in a horse race, but by the time he realizes it the day is over.
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Episode 34
The Colonel Breaks Par
1957-05-28 · 30mBilko wants the Colonel away from the camp so he can operate without obstruction he decides to get the Colonel to enter a golf tournament in Palm Springs but the Colonel doesn't think he is good enough to play. So Bilko gets Sam Snead to act as a golf novice and for Bilko to give him some golf lessons while the Colonel is watching.
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Episode 35
Show Segments
1957-06-04 · 30mThe cast meet in Lindy's restaurant to watch scenes edited out of previous shows. Nat Hiken felt these outtakes were too good to end up on the cutting room floor and compiled them into what is possibly television's first 'clip show'.
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E36
Episode 36
His Highness Doberman
1957-06-11 · 30mDoberman is dating the daughter of a Roseville millionaire, but when her parents find out that he is just another soldier they refuse permission for them to marry.
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Phil Silvers
Ernest Bilko
Harvey Lembeck
Rocco Barbella
Paul Ford
John Hall
Allan Melvin
Steve Henshaw
Billy Sands
Dino Paparelli
Maurice Gosfield
Duane Doberman
Herbie Faye
Sam Fender
Terry Carter
Private 'Sugie' Sugarman