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Family Guy
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
- Created by:
- Seth MacFarlane
- Cast:
- Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Mila Kunis, Seth Green
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United States of America
- Network:
- FOX
Episode guide
Seasons
Season 3
Episodes
E01
Episode 1
★ 7.3The Thin White Line (1)
2001-07-11 · 23mBrian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
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E02
Episode 2
★ 7.1Brian Does Hollywood (2)
2001-07-18 · 23mBrian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
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E03
Episode 3
★ 6.9Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
2001-07-25 · 23mThe tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
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E04
Episode 4
★ 6.7One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
2001-08-01 · 23mWhen a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
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E05
Episode 5
★ 7.2And the Wiener Is...
2001-08-08 · 23mPeter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
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E06
Episode 6
★ 7.4Death Lives
2001-08-15 · 23mAfter a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
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E07
Episode 7
★ 7.1Lethal Weapons
2001-08-22 · 23mNew Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
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E08
Episode 8
★ 6.5The Kiss Seen Around the World
2001-08-29 · 23mMeg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
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E09
Episode 9
★ 7.0Mr. Saturday Knight
2001-09-05 · 23mPeter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
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E10
Episode 10
★ 6.5Fish Out of Water
2001-09-19 · 23mWhen Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
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E11
Episode 11
★ 7.5Emission Impossible
2001-10-08 · 23mLois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
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E12
Episode 12
★ 7.4To Love and Die in Dixie
2001-11-15 · 23mThe Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
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E13
Episode 13
★ 6.8Screwed the Pooch
2001-11-29 · 23mPeter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
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E14
Episode 14
★ 7.0Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
2001-12-06 · 23mWhile trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the hang of it. When Lois' father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
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E15
Episode 15
★ 7.1Ready, Willing, and Disabled
2001-12-20 · 23mJoe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.
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E16
Episode 16
★ 6.6A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
2001-12-21 · 23mChristmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children.
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E17
Episode 17
★ 7.0Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
2002-01-17 · 23mBrian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
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E18
Episode 18
★ 7.1From Method to Madness
2002-01-24 · 23mStewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
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E19
Episode 19
★ 7.2Stuck Together, Torn Apart
2002-01-31 · 23mPeter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
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E20
Episode 20
★ 7.2Road to Europe
2002-02-07 · 23mStewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
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E21
Episode 21
★ 7.2Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
2002-02-14 · 23mViewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
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E22
Episode 22
★ 6.9When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
2004-12-10 · 23mThe day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
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Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Arif Zahir
Cleveland Brown (voice)
