The Golden Girls

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.7

Blanche Delivers

1990-09-22 · 24m

Blanche's daughter wants to give birth in a birthing center while Blanche is preoccupied by the possibility of Rebecca delivering in a local hospital. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.8

Once, in St. Olaf

1990-09-29 · 24m

Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 6.6

If at Last You Do Succeed

1990-10-06 · 24m

Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that if cashed could bankrupt St. Olaf.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.2

Snap Out of It

1990-10-13 · 23m

Dorothy decides to help Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a reclusive man who hasn't stepped out of his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.3

Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy

1990-10-20 · 24m

Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but Blanche is reluctant to even speak to her since she deserted her when she was a child. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy who experiences a date with a convict.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 8.0

Feelings

1990-10-27 · 24m

Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 8.0

Zborn Again

1990-11-03 · 24m

Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.8

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

1990-11-10 · 24m

After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one. So she joins a convent and moves out. Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car which leaves Rose with a lawsuit.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 8.4

Mrs. George Devereaux

1990-11-17 · 24m

Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him, her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.8

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die

1990-11-24 · 24m

Both Sophia and Rose take advice from Blanche that lands each of them in hot water. Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth. While Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she tells him she loves him, he doesn't respond with what she hoped.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.3

Stand By Your Man

1990-12-01 · 24m

Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realizes he's in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Rose wants to keep one of the puppies from Dreyfuss' litter despite Blanche's feelings.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.7

Ebbtide's Revenge

1990-12-15 · 24m

Dorothy must give the eulogy at her brother (a cross dresser), Phil's funeral. Meanwhile, a feud between Sophia and Phil's widow reaches a peak leading Sophia to reveal her hidden feelings about her son's alternative lifestyle.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.3

The Bloom Is Off the Rose

1991-01-05 · 24m

Rose wants more adventure in her relationship with Miles, so she signs them up for skydiving lessons. Meanwhile, Blanche's relationship with an abusive man causes Dorothy to speak her feelings.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 6.4

Sister of the Bride

1991-01-12 · 24m

Blanche's gay brother Clayton, makes a visit to Miami with a surprise, he has found the right person to make a commitment to, but Blanche still can't get over Clayton's sexual orientation. Meanwhile, Rose expects to win a Volunteer of the Year award.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.3

Miles to Go

1991-01-19 · 24m

After hearing that a mobster has died, Miles reveals that he has been in a witness protection program. However, when it is revealed that the mobster faked his death, Miles must leave Miami and go into hiding.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 6.1

There Goes the Bride (1)

1991-02-02 · 24m

Dorothy has been sneaking around so that Sophia doesn't discover that she's been dating Stan. However, when Stan proposes, Dorothy must reveal the truth to Sophia.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 8.4

There Goes the Bride (2)

1991-02-09 · 23m

Totally against Dorothy and Stan's impending nuptials, Sophia vows to not let the ceremony go off. Meanwhile, Blanche begins interviewing for a new roommate since Dorothy is planning to move out.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 8.4

Older and Wiser

1991-02-16 · 23m

Wanting someone to watch after Sophia during the day, Dorothy gets Sophia a job under false pretenses. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose are all excited about being hired as models for a Penny Saver.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.6

Melodrama

1991-02-16 · 24m

Blanche wants to intensify her relationship with her infamous one night stand man, Mel Bushman. Meanwhile, Rose tries her hand at TV reporting, her assignment, a dog show.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 8.0

Even Grandmas Get the Blues

1991-03-02 · 24m

While babysitting for her granddaughter, a man mistakes Blanche as being the baby's mother and Blanche does nothing to set him straight. Meanwhile, Sophia gets ready for the Festival of the Dancing Virgins, a celebration of mothers and daughters but Dorothy wants no part of it.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 8.0

Witness

1991-03-09 · 23m

Rose has a new man, Carl, in her life but suddenly out of the blue Miles returns, still undercover in the Witness Protection Program. However, things get hairy when Carl reveals himself to be the mobster that is after Miles. Meanwhile, Sophia loses her glasses.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 8.4

What a Difference a Date Makes

1991-03-23 · 24m

The man who stood Dorothy up for her senior prom contacts her and they make a date. After learning why he stood her up, Dorothy unleashes her wrath on the person at fault, Sophia.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 7.2

Love for Sale

1991-04-06 · 24m

The girls prepare for the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction and a reluctant Dorothy decides to participate. She is in for a quick surprise when Stan walks in and begins bidding. Meanwhile, Sophia's brother, Angelo, comes to Miami, broke and with no place to live.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 7.4

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)

1991-04-27 · 24m

The deathbed confession of an ex-patient at Shady Pines, means bad news for Sophia, since in her confession she stated that Sophia and her stated the 1985 Shady Pines fire.

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E25

Episode 25

★ 7.2

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)

1991-04-27 · 24m

Sophia cannot recall the events that lead to the Shady Pines fire.

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E26

Episode 26

★ 8.0

Henny Penny: Straight, No Chaser

1991-05-04 · 24m

Dorothy is in charge of directing a school play, Henny Penny, but when the cast is quarantined, she gets Rose, Blanche and herself to perform as the leads. But when Rose reads the ending, she wants no part in the play.

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