The Dick Van Dyke Show

E01

Episode 1

★ 9.0

That's My Boy???

1963-09-25 · 25m

Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.0

The Masterpiece

1963-10-02 · 25m

Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 4.0

Laura's Little Lie

1963-10-09 · 26m

Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 5.0

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

1963-10-16 · 25m

Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 8.0

All About Eavesdropping

1963-10-23 · 24m

Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.0

Too Many Stars

1963-10-30 · 26m

Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.0

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

1963-11-06 · 25m

While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

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E08

Episode 8

★ 4.0

Uncle George

1963-11-13 · 25m

Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 5.0

Big Max Calvada

1963-11-20 · 26m

A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 5.0

The Ballad of the Betty Lou

1963-11-27 · 25m

The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com

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E11

Episode 11

★ 4.0

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

1963-12-04 · 25m

Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 2.7

The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

1963-12-11 · 25m

Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 6.5

The Alan Brady Show Presents

1963-12-18 · 25m

The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 8.0

The Third One from the Left

1964-01-01 · 25m

Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 8.0

My Husband is the Best One

1964-01-08 · 25m

Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.0

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

1964-01-15 · 25m

Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.0

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

1964-01-22 · 25m

Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 6.0

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

1964-01-29 · 24m

Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.0

Happy Birthday and Too Many More

1964-02-05 · 25m

Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

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E20

Episode 20

★ 5.0

The Brave and the Backache

1964-02-12 · 25m

Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 6.0

The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

1964-02-19 · 25m

Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 5.0

My Part-Time Wife

1964-02-26 · 25m

Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 7.5

Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

1964-03-04 · 25m

Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 7.0

How to Spank a Star

1964-03-11 · 25m

Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

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E25

Episode 25

★ 7.5

The Plots Thicken

1964-03-18 · 25m

The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

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E26

Episode 26

★ 6.0

Scratch My Car and Die

1964-03-25 · 25m

Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

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E27

Episode 27

★ 4.0

The Return of Edwin Carp

1964-04-01 · 25m

Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

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E28

Episode 28

★ 8.0

October Eve

1964-04-08 · 25m

Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

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E29

Episode 29

★ 5.0

Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

1964-04-15 · 25m

Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

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E30

Episode 30

★ 4.0

My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

1964-04-22 · 25m

Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.

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E31

Episode 31

★ 9.0

I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

1964-04-29 · 24m

Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

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E32

Episode 32

★ 4.0

Teacher's Petrie

1964-05-13 · 25m

The teacher falls in love with Laura.

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