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Hot in Cleveland
Three fabulous, eccentric, LA best friends of a certain age have their lives changed forever when their plane unexpectedly lands in Cleveland and they soon rediscover themselves in this new "promised land."
- Created by:
- Suzanne Martin
- Cast:
- Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick, Betty White
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United States of America
- Network:
- TV Land
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Season 3
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E01
Episode 1
★ 7.5Elka's Choice
2011-11-30 · 20mElka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.
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E02
Episode 2
★ 8.2Beards
2011-12-07 · 20mVictoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.
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E03
Episode 3
★ 7.5Funeral Crashers
2011-12-14 · 20mElka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.
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E04
Episode 4
★ 8.0Happy Fat
2011-12-21 · 20mThe ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.
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E05
Episode 5
★ 8.0One Thing or a Mother
2011-12-28 · 20mThe ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.
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E06
Episode 6
★ 8.0How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
2012-01-04 · 20mHow Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
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E07
Episode 7
★ 8.0Two Girls and a Rhino
2012-01-11 · 20mJoy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; and Victoria goes out with a janitor.
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E08
Episode 8
★ 8.0God and Football
2012-01-18 · 20mOn Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.
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E09
Episode 9
★ 7.5Love is Blind
2012-01-25 · 20mVictoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.
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E10
Episode 10
★ 4.5Life with Lucci
2012-02-01 · 20mVictoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
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E11
Episode 11
★ 7.0I'm with the Band
2012-02-08 · 20mVictoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.
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E12
Episode 12
★ 7.5Lost Loves
2012-02-15 · 20mValentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.
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E13
Episode 13
★ 8.0Tangled Web
2012-03-07 · 20mThe ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.
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E14
Episode 14
★ 7.5Hot & Heavy
2012-03-14 · 20mEyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.
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E15
Episode 15
★ 7.0Rubber Ball
2012-03-21 · 20mWhen Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.
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E16
Episode 16
★ 7.5Everything Goes Better With Vampires
2012-03-28 · 20mMelanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.
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E17
Episode 17
★ 7.5Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
2012-04-11 · 20mOn another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.
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E18
Episode 18
★ 8.0Cruel Shoes
2012-04-18 · 20mVictoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in tracksuits. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who lives life to the fullest.
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E19
Episode 19
★ 8.0Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
2012-04-25 · 20mElka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.
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E20
Episode 20
★ 7.7The Gateway Friend
2012-05-02 · 20mThe ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.
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E21
Episode 21
★ 8.0Some Like it Hot
2012-05-09 · 20mThe cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.
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E22
Episode 22
★ 8.0Storage Wars
2012-05-16 · 20mAn abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.
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E23
Episode 23
★ 7.5What's Behind the Door
2012-05-30 · 20mWhen Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.
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E24
Episode 24
★ 8.0Blow Outs
2012-06-06 · 20mWhen Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.
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Valerie Bertinelli
Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves
Joy Scroggs
Wendie Malick
Victoria Chase
Betty White
Elka Ostrovsky