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Red vs. Blue
In the distant future, two groups of soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
- Created by:
- Burnie Burns
- Cast:
- Matt Hullum, Jason Saldaña, Gustavo Sorola, Burnie Burns
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United States of America
- Network:
- YouTube, Rooster Teeth, Machinima
Episode guide
Seasons
Season 5
Episodes
E01
Episode 1
You Can't Park Here
2006-09-30 · 8mIt’s the happy day for the Blood Gulch crew as new arrivals upset everything.
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E02
Episode 2
Got Your Back
2006-10-06 · 4mAs Church argues with Simmons and Grif, a tapping noise begins to sound from the ship. Sheila abruptly leaves, forcing Church to retreat to the base.
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E03
Episode 3
Baby Steps
2006-10-13 · 4mChurch attempts to call Vic for reinforcements, but is stalled by an elaborate answering machine system. Meanwhile, the back door of the ship opens, and an unseen entity emerges.
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E04
Episode 4
Sibling Arrivalries
2006-10-27 · 5mGrif's newly arrived sister gets acquainted with her new friends.
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E05
Episode 5
The Grif Reaper
2006-11-03 · 4mAs Caboose attempts to see the new Red soldier using the sniper rifle, Tucker wakes from his coma. Sister explains to the Reds that Command has promoted a soldier and sent her to fill in.
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E06
Episode 6
In Memoriam
2006-11-17 · 4mA very depressing funeral takes place at Blood Gulch Outpost #1, with everyone sharing eulogies.
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E07
Episode 7
Strong Male Figure
2006-11-25 · 4mChurch and Tucker admire the new abomination, while Grif reveals to Simmons that Sister is colorblind.
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E08
Episode 8
Yellow Fever
2006-12-08 · 6mIn order to keep her safe, Grif confronts the Blues and convinces them to take Sister.
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E09
Episode 9
Brass Tacks
2006-12-22 · 4mNow on the Blue Team, Sister gets a tour of Blue Base and meets its members.
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E10
Episode 10
The Nesting Theory
2007-01-05 · 4mThe Blues are attacked by an angry Tex, while Grif and Simmons decide to enter the cave to look for Sarge.
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E11
Episode 11
Spelunked
2007-01-12 · 3mSarge and Donut go adventuring in the caves, while Tex and Sister have a little chat.
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E12
Episode 12
The Haystack
2007-02-03 · 5mWhile the Blues decide to reboot Sheila, Grif and Simmons look out for bats and snakes.
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E13
Episode 13
Terms and Provisions
2007-02-17 · 4mWhile Sarge and Donut find an unconscious Simmons underground, Church and Tex help Caboose with his womanizing skills.
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E14
Episode 14
Missed Direction
2007-03-02 · 5mAs the Reds find Grif, who claims that he was questioned by his captors, the Blues execute their plan.
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E15
Episode 15
Where Credit Is Due
2007-03-16 · 5mThe Blues decide to transfer Sheila's intelligence program to the ship's on-board computer. Meanwhile, Grif recounts his interrogation.
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E16
Episode 16
Biting The Hand
2007-03-31 · 5mWhile Tex tells the Blues about her adventures with York, the Red team discover a surveillance system in the cavern.
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E17
Episode 17
Tucker Knows Best
2007-04-07 · 4mAfter giving his son, Junior, some life lessons, Tucker, along with Church and Tex, go investigate the Red base.
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E18
Episode 18
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2007-04-21 · 5mThe Reds decide to take control of the deserted Blue base. Meanwhile, Sheila, now uploaded into the ship, tells Caboose about Omega's whereabouts.
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E19
Episode 19
The Wrong Crowd
2007-04-27 · 4mWhile Simmons hears an echo in the cavern and leaves to investigate, Tex interrogates Church.
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E20
Episode 20
Uncommunicado
2007-05-12 · 7mWhile the Blues are ambushed by Wyoming and Gamma, the Reds find Andy, who tells them that Omega has infected a revived Captain Flowers.
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E21
Episode 21
Same Old, Same Old
2007-05-26 · 6mWhile Caboose leaves Sheila to go rescue his teammates, Tucker finds out that Wyoming has the ability to time loop.
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E22
Episode 22
Repent, The End Is Near
2007-06-09 · 6mAs Omega begins his master plan, the Wyoming clones wreak havoc in Blood Gulch.
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E23
Episode 23
Why Were We Here?
2007-06-28 · 17mIn the finale of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, the Reds and Blues attempt to stop Omega at all costs, before he is able to execute his plan of enslaving an entire alien race. It's the end of many things, but it ain't over 'till it's over.
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Matt Hullum
Sarge (voice)
Jason Saldaña
Pvt. Lavernius Tucker (voice)
Gustavo Sorola
Pvt. Dick Simmons
Burnie Burns
Pvt. Leonard Church / Lopez the Heavy / Epsilon
Joel Heyman
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose
Geoff Ramsey
Pvt. Dexter Grif
Dan Godwin
Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut