The New Adventures of Old Christine

E01

Episode 1

★ 8.0

A Decent Proposal

2008-09-24 · 30m

Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 8.0

How I Hate Your Mother

2008-10-01 · 30m

Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 8.0

White Like Me

2008-10-08 · 30m

Barb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.

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E04

Episode 4

Snakes on a Date

2008-10-15 · 30m

Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that she's forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way he'll consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 8.0

Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

2008-10-22 · 30m

Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that she's been sleeping in Ritchie's room every night. Matthew tells her that if she's not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he can't go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 8.0

Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

2008-10-29 · 30m

Christine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store, but jealousy arises when only one of them gets asked out for a second date.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.0

So You Think You Can Date

2008-11-05 · 30m

Christine and Richard have a dinner date with her new boyfriend, Patrick, (Tim DeKay a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") returns as her date.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 8.0

Self Esteem Tempura

2008-11-12 · 30m

A talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard won't approve of it and refuses to like him go.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 8.0

Rage Against the Christine

2008-11-19 · 30m

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a 'bizarre' reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her at tennis.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 8.0

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

2008-11-26 · 30m

Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mother's criticisms.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 4.2

Unidentified Funk (1)

2008-12-10 · 30m

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise comes for an inspection and discovers that they have broken a contractual clause, risking the entire business. New Christine wants Richard to get a vasectomy.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 8.0

Happy Endings (2)

2008-12-17 · 30m

The girls change their building into a spa after learning that they can't get a loan to keep their gym afloat.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 8.0

Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

2009-01-14 · 30m

Christine tries to make a good impression at the Parents Orientation. However, her behavior is anything but good when she recognizes one of the fathers as the boy she knew in junior high.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.0

What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

2009-01-21 · 30m

New Christine loosens up during a bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw in Vegas.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 8.0

Reckless Abandonment

2009-02-11 · 30m

With Barb and Mathew moving out and Ritchie leaving for science camp, Christine wants to prove she can take care of herself.

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E16

Episode 16

Honey I Ran Over the Kid

2009-02-18

After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competing to prove each other wrong. Matthew gets involved in a rebound relationship.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 8.0

Too Close for Christine

2009-03-11 · 30m

At first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a "rock," but soon finds it's exhausting being responsible.

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E18

Episode 18

A Change of Heart/Pants

2009-03-18

Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.

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E19

Episode 19

Hair

2009-04-08

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

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E20

Episode 20

He Ain't Heavy

2009-05-06

Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few pounds herself.

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E21

Episode 21

The Old Maid of Honor

2009-05-13

Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 8.0

Love: A Cautionary Tale (1)

2009-05-20 · 30m

Christine finds out a secret about Jeff after they rekindle feelings for each other at Richard and New Christine's wedding. Matthew continues to date Amy, and Barb meets a possible love interest.

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