The Osbournes

S2E1 E01

Episode 1

★ 7.7

Catching Up with the Osbournes

2002-11-05

Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 5.5

What Goes Up...

2002-11-26

Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 5.5

Must Come Down

2002-12-03

Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 6.5

The Ozz Man and the Sea

2002-12-10

While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 6.5

Beauty and the Bert

2002-12-17

Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 6.5

Smells Like Teen Spirits

2003-01-07

Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 6.5

Meow Means No!

2003-01-14

Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 6.0

It's a Hard Knock Life

2003-01-21

As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 6.5

Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

2003-01-28

Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 6.5

Viva Ozz Vegas

2003-02-04

The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 6.5

My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

2003-02-11

Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.

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S2E12 E12

Episode 12

★ 6.0

What a Boy Wants

2003-06-10

Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.

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S2E13 E13

Episode 13

★ 6.5

Flea's a Crowd

2003-06-17

A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.

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S2E14 E14

Episode 14

★ 7.0

Run Ozzy Run

2003-06-24

Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

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S2E15 E15

Episode 15

★ 7.0

Fists of Fury

2003-07-01

While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

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S2E16 E16

Episode 16

★ 6.5

Mama, I'm Staying Home

2003-07-08

With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.

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S2E17 E17

Episode 17

★ 7.0

Tennis Racket

2003-07-15

After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.

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S2E18 E18

Episode 18

★ 7.0

A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

2003-07-22

Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.

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S2E19 E19

Episode 19

★ 7.0

Angler Management

2003-07-29

After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

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S2E20 E20

Episode 20

★ 7.0

Bye Bye Babies

2003-08-05

Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

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S2E21 E21

Episode 21

★ 7.0

Ozz Well That Ends Well

2003-08-12

Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

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S2E22 E22

Episode 22

★ 7.0

The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

2003-12-11

The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

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