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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

6.8/10 44 votes
Comedy

The lives of five loveable, 20-somethings are followed in the northern town of Runcorn in Cheshire, England, where the friends meet often at a local pub to chat about life and love.

Created by:
Susan Nickson
Cast:
Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Freddie Hogan, Georgia Henshaw
Language:
English
Country:
United Kingdom
Network:
BBC Choice, BBC Two, BBC Three

Episode guide

Seasons

10 available

Series 9

Episodes

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Episode 1

Nil By Muff

2011-04-26 · 30m

Gaz struggles to adjust to being in a wheelchair after returning home, and is confused by the behaviour of aspiring footballer Billy, who helped to care for him in hospital. Meanwhile, Tim's life is thrown into turmoil when his younger sister Cassie turns up on his doorstep.

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Episode 2

Cheese Toastie

2011-04-26 · 30m

Billy's metrosexual behaviour continues to baffle Gaz, who finally cracks and throws him out. Donna faces up to the responsibility of being a breadwinner and visits the job centre, but seeing her old school rival leaves her feeling inadequate. Meanwhile, Tim tries to give Cassie a makeover.

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Episode 3

Trial Schmile

2011-05-03 · 30m

Following the fire, Donna and Gaz find themselves being forced to move into Janet's old place. Donna ends up embracing the fact that she is now possession-free while Gaz plans a big night out. Billy makes plans to make sure that his football career gets off the ground. After he ends up going out with Gaz though things go wrong. Cassie attempts to blackmail Tim into getting her a motorbike

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Episode 4

The Gaz-Bot

2011-05-10 · 30m

Donna is looking forward beginning to her new job. Gaz jazzes up his wheelchair and decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics. Tim begins to wonder what direction his life is going in following his big revelation. Gaz is able to get Billy to ask Cassie out on a date.

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Episode 5

Shagger

2011-05-17 · 30m

Billy thinks that his sex life with Cassie is affecting his football skills and he attempts to cool things with her. Cassie is determined not to loose him though. Gaz is determined to walk again and gets Donna, Billy and Tim to help get him up and out of his wheelchair.

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Episode 6

This is Your Life

2011-05-24 · 30m

Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday but his festive mood is short-lived when he reflects on his life and feels melancholy about what little he has to show. Donna ends up facing a crisis of her own after she pays a visit to the doctor's and is left shocked by the news she is given. Tim is surprised when Leonard asks him out on a date.

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Cast

Will Mellor

Will Mellor

Gaz

Natalie Casey

Natalie Casey

Donna

Freddie Hogan

Freddie Hogan

Billy

Georgia Henshaw

Georgia Henshaw

Cassie

Luke Gell

Tim

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