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Unhappily Ever After
A not-so-happy family is divided further when the father gets a schizophrenic disorder. Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.
- Created by:
- Ron Leavitt, Arthur Silver
- Cast:
- Geoff Pierson, Kevin Connolly, Nikki Cox, Justin Berfield
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United States of America
- Network:
- The WB
Episode guide
Seasons
Season 5
Episodes
Episode 1
X-Happily Ever After
1998-09-13 · 30mRyan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.
Current episodeEpisode 2
Feline Alright
1998-09-20 · 30mTiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 3
Basketball... Again?
1998-09-27 · 30mAfter being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 4
A Movie Show
1998-10-04 · 30mTiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 5
Love Letters
1998-10-11 · 30mTiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 6
I Know What You Did in the Closet
1998-10-25 · 30mAfter Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 7
Ross' IQ
1998-11-01 · 30mRyan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 8
The Fencing Show
1998-11-08 · 30mTiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 9
Smart and Stupid
1998-11-15 · 30mTo get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 10
The Silver Rule
1998-11-22 · 30mElliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 11
Secrets
1998-12-13 · 30mRyan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 12
Royal Flush
1999-01-10 · 30mJack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 13
Taffy's Boy
1999-01-17 · 30mA rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 14
Tiffany's Big Break
1999-01-24 · 30mEpisode overview is not available yet.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 15
I Never Dunked for My Father
1999-02-07 · 30mJack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 16
Sex & Violins
1999-02-14 · 30mWhile Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't really know how.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 17
Tiffany Burger
1999-02-21 · 30mJimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 18
The Perfect Guy
1999-02-28 · 30mWhile dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 19
Date to Win
1999-05-02 · 30mTiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 20
The Artist and the Con Artist
1999-05-09 · 30mTiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 21
Tiffany Tutors the Teachers
1999-05-16 · 30mWhen finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard. So she decides to teach her teachers so that they can pass the exam before it is too late.
Watch progress · Not trackedEpisode 22
Le Morte D'Floppy
1999-05-23 · 30mIn the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.
Watch progress · Not trackedCast
Geoff Pierson
Jack Malloy
Kevin Connolly
Ryan Malloy
Nikki Cox
Tiffany Malloy
Justin Berfield
Ross Malloy
Wendy Benson-Landes
Barbara Caufield
Bobcat Goldthwait
Mr. Floppy (voice)
Allan Trautman
Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)
