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The Conners
This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
- Created by:
- Matt Williams
- Cast:
- John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Sara Gilbert, Alicia Goranson
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United States of America
- Network:
- ABC
Episode guide
Seasons
Season 5
Episodes
E01
Episode 1
★ 8.0Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
2022-09-21 · 22mIn an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.
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E02
Episode 2
★ 6.0Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
2022-09-28 · 22mJackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
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E03
Episode 3
★ 7.0Driving, Dating and Deceit
2022-10-05 · 22mMark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.
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E04
Episode 4
★ 7.0Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
2022-10-12 · 22mWhen a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
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E05
Episode 5
★ 8.0A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
2022-10-19 · 22mProblems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.
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E06
Episode 6
★ 6.0Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
2022-10-26 · 22mIt’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.
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E07
Episode 7
★ 6.5Take This Job and Shove It Twice
2022-11-02 · 22mDarlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
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E08
Episode 8
★ 6.0Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
2022-11-16 · 22mIt’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate
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E09
Episode 9
★ 6.0Crumbs and Couch Surfers
2022-11-30 · 22mDarlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
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E10
Episode 10
★ 6.5The Dog Days of Christmas
2022-12-07 · 22mDan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
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E11
Episode 11
★ 6.0Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
2023-01-11 · 22mThe death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
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E12
Episode 12
★ 6.7Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
2023-01-18 · 22mDarlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
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E13
Episode 13
★ 6.7New Pipes and Old Secrets
2023-02-08 · 23mDarlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
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E14
Episode 14
★ 6.7Adding Insult to Injury
2023-02-15 · 22mDarlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
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E15
Episode 15
★ 6.7Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
2023-02-22 · 22mHarris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
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E16
Episode 16
★ 6.0Hiding In and Moving Out
2023-03-01 · 22mHarris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
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E17
Episode 17
★ 6.0The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
2023-03-08 · 22mMark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
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E18
Episode 18
★ 6.0Road Trip and Guilt Trip
2023-03-15 · 22mDan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
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E19
Episode 19
★ 6.7Text Thread and the Marital Bed
2023-04-05 · 22mLouise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
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E20
Episode 20
★ 6.7What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
2023-04-19 · 22mDarlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
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E21
Episode 21
★ 7.3Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
2023-04-26 · 22mNeville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
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E22
Episode 22
★ 7.3The Grad Finale
2023-05-03 · 23mAs Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.
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John Goodman
Dan Conner
Laurie Metcalf
Jackie Harris
Sara Gilbert
Darlene Conner
Alicia Goranson
Becky Conner
Emma Kenney
Harris Conner-Healy
Ames McNamara
Mark Conner-Healy