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Roseanne
A working-class family struggles to get by on a limited income in the fictional town of Lanford, Illinois.
- Created by:
- Matt Williams
- Cast:
- Roseanne Barr, John Goodman, Alicia Goranson, Sara Gilbert
- Language:
- English
- Country:
- United States of America
- Network:
- ABC
Episode guide
Seasons
Season 3
Episodes
E01
Episode 1
★ 8.7The Test
1990-09-18 · 23mBecky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
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E02
Episode 2
★ 8.7Friends and Relatives
1990-09-25 · 23mLending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
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E03
Episode 3
★ 6.0Like, a Virgin
1990-10-02 · 23mRoseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
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E04
Episode 4
★ 8.7Like, a New Job
1990-10-09 · 23mDespite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
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E05
Episode 5
★ 8.7Goodbye, Mr. Right
1990-10-16 · 23mAfter Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
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E06
Episode 6
★ 10.0Becky, Beds and Boys
1990-10-23 · 23mBecky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
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E07
Episode 7
★ 9.0Trick or Treat
1990-10-30 · 23mRoseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
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E08
Episode 8
★ 10.0PMS, I Love You
1990-11-06 · 23mRoseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
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E09
Episode 9
★ 8.7Bird is the Word
1990-11-13 · 23mBecky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
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E10
Episode 10
★ 8.7Dream Lover
1990-11-27 · 23mDan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
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E11
Episode 11
★ 8.7Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
1990-12-04 · 23mSince the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
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E12
Episode 12
★ 8.7Confessions
1990-12-18 · 23mAn angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
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E13
Episode 13
★ 10.0The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
1991-01-08 · 23mDan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
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E14
Episode 14
★ 10.0The Wedding
1991-01-15 · 23mAgainst Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
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E15
Episode 15
★ 8.3Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
1991-01-22 · 23mBecky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
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E16
Episode 16
★ 8.2Home-Ec
1991-02-05 · 23mDarlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
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Episode 17
★ 8.3Valentine's Day
1991-02-12 · 23mRoseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
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E18
Episode 18
★ 10.0Communicable Theater
1991-02-19 · 23mRoseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
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E19
Episode 19
★ 8.3Vegas Interruptus
1991-02-26 · 23mRoseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
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E20
Episode 20
★ 10.0Her Boyfriend's Back
1991-03-12 · 23mFrustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
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Episode 21
★ 8.7Troubles with the Rubbles
1991-03-26 · 23mThe new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
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E22
Episode 22
★ 8.3Second Time Around
1991-04-02 · 23mRoseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
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Episode 23
★ 8.7Dances with Darlene
1991-04-30 · 23mRoseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
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E24
Episode 24
★ 9.3Scenes from a Barbecue
1991-05-07 · 23mThe Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
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E25
Episode 25
★ 8.7The Pied Piper of Lanford
1991-05-14 · 23mDan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.
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Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Conner
John Goodman
Dan Conner
Alicia Goranson
Becky Conner
Sara Gilbert
Darlene Conner
Michael Fishman
D.J. Conner
Laurie Metcalf
Jackie Harris
Ames McNamara
Mark Conner-Healy
Jayden Rey
Mary Conner
Emma Kenney
Harris Conner-Healy