Roseanne

E01

Episode 1

★ 8.3

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

1995-09-19 · 23m

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 8.3

Let Them Eat Junk

1995-09-26 · 23m

Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 8.3

Roseanne in the Hood

1995-10-17 · 23m

Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 8.3

The Last Date

1995-10-24 · 23m

The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 8.0

Halloween: the Final Chapter

1995-10-31 · 23m

Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 8.0

The Fifties Show

1995-11-07 · 23m

The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 8.3

The Getaway, Almost

1995-11-14 · 23m

Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 8.0

The Last Thursday in November

1995-11-21 · 23m

When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 8.3

Of Mice and Dan

1995-11-28 · 23m

With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 8.0

Direct to Video

1995-12-05 · 23m

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 10.0

December Bride

1995-12-12 · 23m

Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 10.0

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

1996-01-02 · 23m

Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 8.3

The White Sheep of the Family

1996-01-09 · 23m

D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 10.0

Becky Howser, M.D.

1996-01-16 · 23m

Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 8.3

Out of the Past

1996-02-06 · 23m

While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 8.3

Construction Junction

1996-02-13 · 23m

Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 10.0

We're Going to Disney World (1)

1996-02-20 · 23m

The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 10.0

Disney World War II (2)

1996-02-27 · 23m

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 8.0

Springtime for David

1996-03-12 · 23m

David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 8.3

Another Mouth to Shut Up

1996-03-26 · 23m

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 8.3

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

1996-04-09 · 23m

After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 8.0

Ballroom Blitz

1996-04-30 · 23m

Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 10.0

The Wedding

1996-05-07 · 23m

Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 8.7

Heart & Soul

1996-05-14 · 23m

Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.

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E25

Episode 25

★ 9.0

Fights and Stuff

1996-05-21 · 23m

Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.

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