Married... with Children

E01

Episode 1

★ 6.8

Poppy's by the Tree (1)

1987-09-27 · 22m

In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 6.7

Poppy's by the Tree (2)

1987-09-27 · 22m

Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.3

If I Were a Rich Man

1987-10-04 · 22m

Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.1

Buck Can Do It

1987-10-11 · 22m

One of the Bundys neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundys to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 6.7

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)

1987-10-18 · 22m

Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring ... down a stripper's pants.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.5

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)

1987-10-18 · 22m

A stripper shows up at Al's with Marcy's wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at the strip club.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.4

For Whom the Bell Tolls

1987-10-25 · 22m

The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.4

Born to Walk

1987-11-01 · 22m

Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.5

Alley of the Dolls

1987-11-08 · 22m

Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.5

The Razor's Edge

1987-11-15 · 22m

A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.4

How Do You Spell Revenge?

1987-11-22 · 22m

Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 6.9

Earth Angel

1987-12-06 · 22m

Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.4

You Better Watch Out

1987-12-20 · 22m

This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 6.3

Guys and Dolls

1988-01-10 · 22m

Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.4

Build a Better Mousetrap

1988-01-24 · 22m

A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.8

Master the Possibilities

1988-02-07 · 22m

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.1

Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah

1988-02-14 · 22m

On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 6.4

The Great Escape

1988-02-21 · 22m

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 6.9

Impo-Dent

1988-02-28 · 22m

Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 7.3

Just Married... With Children

1988-03-06 · 22m

Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 7.1

Father Lode

1988-03-13 · 22m

Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 6.5

All in the Family

1988-05-01 · 22m

Peg's hillbilly relatives from W* County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."

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