Married... with Children

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.2

He Thought He Could

1988-11-06 · 22m

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 6.9

I'm Going to Sweatland

1988-11-20 · 22m

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 6.3

Poke High

1988-11-27 · 22m

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.2

The Camping Show

1988-12-11 · 22m

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.2

A Dump of My Own

1989-01-08 · 22m

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.6

Her Cups Runneth Over

1989-01-15 · 22m

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.3

The Bald and the Beautiful

1989-01-29 · 22m

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.1

The Gypsy Cried

1989-02-05 · 22m

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.1

Requiem for a Dead Barber

1989-02-12 · 22m

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.7

Eatin' Out

1989-02-19 · 22m

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 6.4

My Mom, the Mom

1989-02-26 · 22m

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.0

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

1989-03-19 · 22m

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.6

A Three Job, No Income Family

1989-03-19 · 22m

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.3

The Harder They Fall

1989-03-26 · 22m

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.3

The House That Peg Lost

1989-04-09 · 22m

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 6.8

Married... with Prom Queen (1)

1989-04-23 · 22m

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.3

Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

1989-04-30 · 22m

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

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E18

Episode 18

★ 7.2

The Dateless Amigo

1989-05-07 · 22m

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.2

The Computer Show

1989-05-14 · 22m

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 7.0

Life's a Beach

1989-05-21 · 22m

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 7.2

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

1989-05-21 · 22m

When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

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