Married... with Children

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.3

We'll Follow the Sun

1990-09-23 · 22m

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.9

Al... with Kelly

1990-09-30 · 22m

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.4

Sue Casa, His Casa

1990-10-07 · 22m

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.7

The Unnatural

1990-10-14 · 22m

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.2

The Dance Show

1990-10-21 · 22m

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.8

Kelly Bounces Back

1990-10-28 · 22m

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 8.0

Married... with Aliens

1990-11-04 · 22m

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.3

Wabbit Season

1990-11-11 · 22m

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.7

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

1990-11-18 · 22m

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.5

One Down, Two to Go

1990-11-25 · 22m

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.6

And Baby Makes Money

1990-12-16 · 22m

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.4

Married... with Who

1991-01-06 · 22m

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 8.3

The Godfather

1991-02-03 · 22m

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 6.7

Look Who's Barking

1991-02-10 · 22m

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.8

A Man's Castle

1991-02-17 · 22m

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.6

All Night Security Dude

1991-02-24 · 22m

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.7

Oldies but Young 'Uns

1991-03-17 · 22m

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 7.7

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

1991-03-24 · 22m

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.2

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

1991-04-07 · 22m

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 5.8

Top of the Heap

1991-04-07 · 22m

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 8.1

You Better Shop Around (1)

1991-04-14 · 22m

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 8.1

You Better Shop Around (2)

1991-04-21 · 22m

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 7.5

Route 666 (1)

1991-04-28 · 22m

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 7.8

Route 666 (2)

1991-05-05 · 22m

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

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E25

Episode 25

★ 6.8

Buck the Stud

1991-05-19 · 22m

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

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