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Two and a Half Men

7.4/10 3,844 votes
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Created by:
Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Cast:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell
Language:
English
Country:
United States of America
Network:
CBS

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Episode 1

Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal

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In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper, but due to her schedule she decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor.

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Episode 2

Jake's a Regular Kid

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Episode 3

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Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems

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Episode 4

Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards

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Episode 5

Behind the Scenes

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Finding Angus

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Getting Charlie Sheen

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Episode 8

Jennifer Taylor

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Jon's Advice to Charlie

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Mama's Boys

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Episode 11

Marin Hinkle

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Episode 12

Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over

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Episode 13

Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2

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Episode 14

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Bloopers Season 01

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Episode 15

Bloopers Season 02

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Episode 16

Bloopers Season 03

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Episode 17

Bloopers Season 04

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Episode 18

Bloopers Season 05

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Episode 19

Bloopers Season 06

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Bloopers Season 07

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Episode 21

Bloopers Season 08

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Episode 22

Bloopers Season 09

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Episode 23

Bloopers Season 10

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Episode 24

Bloopers Season 11

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Episode 25

Bloopers Season 12

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Episode 26

Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning

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Making of the pilot with series creator Chuck Lorre and the main casts.

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Episode 27

Two Men Talking About Two and a Half Men

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Series creators Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn swap stories about Season 4.

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Episode 28

The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men

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Episode 29

"Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre

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The creation and development of his vanity cards at the end of each episode.

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Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard

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Chronicle of the crossover episode of the writing teams of Two and a Half Men and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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Episode 31

CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths

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Script: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn

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Episode 32

Growing up Harper

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This is how Jake Harper and the talented young actor who portrays him change: Angus T. Jones

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Episode 33

The Women of Two and a Half Men

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Let's let the women have their say

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Episode 34

Charlie's EX Reunion

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Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends blaspheme about their charm, his clothes and his future.

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Episode 35

Two and a Half Men Version 2.0

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Creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre and the actors reveal the real story behind the changes to the show.

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Episode 36

The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu

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The show's actors and design team provide a behind-the-scenes look at the redesigned beach house.

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Episode 37

Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing

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Behind the scenes with Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer during the production of the very first musical number in the series.

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Episode 38

Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones

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Episode 39

Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups

2007-01-01 · 28m

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Episode 40

The Serious Business of Writing Comedy

2008-01-01 · 11m

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Episode 41

A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men

2008-01-01 · 16m

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Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

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