Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.2

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

2005-09-19 · 22m

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 6.6

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

2005-09-26 · 22m

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.2

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

2005-10-03 · 22m

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.2

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

2005-10-10 · 22m

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.3

We Called It Mr. Pinky

2005-10-17 · 21m

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.4

Hi, Mr. Horned One

2005-10-24 · 21m

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.0

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

2005-11-07 · 22m

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.4

That Voodoo That I Do Do

2005-11-14 · 21m

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 6.6

Madame and Her Special Friend

2005-11-21 · 21m

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 6.9

Something Salted and Twisted

2005-11-28 · 22m

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.5

Santa's Village of the Damned

2005-12-19 · 22m

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.1

That Special Tug

2006-01-09 · 22m

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.2

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

2006-01-23 · 22m

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.6

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

2006-02-06 · 22m

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.4

My Tongue Is Meat

2006-02-27 · 22m

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.6

Ergo, the Booty Call

2006-03-06 · 22m

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.0

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

2006-03-13 · 21m

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 7.1

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

2006-03-20 · 21m

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.5

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

2006-04-10 · 22m

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 7.8

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

2006-04-24 · 21m

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 7.2

And the Plot Moistens

2006-05-01 · 21m

Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 7.3

Just Once with Aunt Sophie

2006-05-08 · 22m

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 7.1

Arguments for the Quickie

2006-05-15 · 22m

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 7.3

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

2006-05-22 · 21m

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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