Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.4

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

2008-09-22 · 22m

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.5

Pie Hole, Herb

2008-09-29 · 22m

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 6.5

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

2008-10-06 · 22m

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.2

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

2008-10-13 · 21m

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 6.5

A Jock Strap in Hell

2008-10-20 · 22m

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.3

It's Always Nazi Week

2008-11-03 · 22m

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 6.6

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

2008-11-10 · 22m

Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.3

Pinocchio's Mouth

2008-11-17 · 22m

Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.9

The Mooch at the Boo

2008-11-24 · 22m

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.4

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

2008-12-08 · 21m

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.2

The Devil's Lube

2008-12-15 · 22m

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.7

Thank God for Scoliosis

2009-01-12 · 20m

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.5

I Think You Offended Don

2009-01-19 · 22m

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.3

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

2009-02-02 · 21m

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.4

I'd Like to Start with the Cat

2009-02-09 · 21m

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.7

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

2009-03-02 · 20m

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.4

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

2009-03-09 · 20m

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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E18

Episode 18

★ 7.4

My Son's Enormous Head

2009-03-16 · 21m

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.7

The Two Finger Rule

2009-03-30 · 20m

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 7.5

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

2009-04-13 · 22m

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 7.6

Above Exalted Cyclops

2009-04-27 · 21m

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 7.2

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

2009-05-04 · 20m

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 6.9

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

2009-05-11 · 20m

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 7.7

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

2009-05-18 · 21m

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

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