Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 6.1

Working for Caligula

2006-09-18 · 22m

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.1

Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

2006-09-25 · 22m

Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.0

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

2006-10-02 · 21m

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.1

A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

2006-10-09 · 21m

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.2

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

2006-10-16 · 21m

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.5

Apologies for the Frivolity

2006-10-23 · 20m

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.1

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

2006-11-06 · 21m

Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.2

Release the Dogs

2006-11-13 · 22m

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.0

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

2006-11-20 · 21m

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.1

Kissing Abe Lincoln

2006-11-27 · 21m

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.5

Walnuts and Demerol

2006-12-11 · 21m

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 6.5

Castrating Sheep in Montana

2007-01-08 · 21m

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 6.6

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

2007-01-22 · 21m

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 6.8

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

2007-02-05 · 22m

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 6.6

My Damn Stalker

2007-02-12 · 22m

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.1

Young People Have Phlegm Too

2007-02-19 · 21m

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

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E17

Episode 17

★ 5.6

I Merely Slept with a Commie

2007-02-26 · 22m

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 6.7

It Never Rains in Hooterville

2007-03-19 · 21m

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.1

Smooth as a Ken Doll

2007-04-09 · 21m

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

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E20

Episode 20

★ 7.2

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

2007-04-16 · 21m

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

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E21

Episode 21

★ 6.1

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

2007-04-23 · 22m

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

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E22

Episode 22

★ 7.1

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

2007-04-30 · 22m

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

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E23

Episode 23

★ 7.3

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

2007-05-07 · 21m

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.

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E24

Episode 24

★ 6.4

Prostitutes and Gelato

2007-05-14 · 20m

Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'

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