Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.7

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

2010-09-20 · 21m

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 7.4

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

2010-09-27 · 21m

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 6.6

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

2010-10-04 · 21m

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 6.7

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

2010-10-11 · 21m

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.5

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

2010-10-18 · 21m

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 6.7

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

2010-10-25 · 21m

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.4

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

2010-11-01 · 19m

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.3

Springtime on a Stick

2010-11-08 · 21m

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.5

A Good Time in Central Africa

2010-11-15 · 21m

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 6.8

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

2010-11-22 · 19m

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.2

Dead from the Waist Down

2010-12-06 · 21m

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 6.9

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

2010-12-13 · 21m

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.2

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

2011-01-03 · 21m

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 6.1

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

2011-01-17 · 21m

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.6

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

2011-02-07 · 21m

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.2

That Darn Priest

2011-02-14 · 19m

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

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