Two and a Half Men

E01

Episode 1

★ 7.6

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

2007-09-24 · 20m

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

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E02

Episode 2

★ 6.3

Media Room Slash Dungeon

2007-10-01 · 22m

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

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E03

Episode 3

★ 7.2

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

2007-10-08 · 21m

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

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E04

Episode 4

★ 7.2

City of Great Racks

2007-10-15 · 22m

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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E05

Episode 5

★ 7.5

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

2007-10-22 · 22m

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

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E06

Episode 6

★ 7.3

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

2007-10-29 · 21m

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

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E07

Episode 7

★ 7.3

The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

2007-11-05 · 20m

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

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E08

Episode 8

★ 7.9

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

2007-11-12 · 20m

Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

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E09

Episode 9

★ 7.7

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

2007-11-19 · 20m

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

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E10

Episode 10

★ 7.6

Kinda Like Necrophilia

2007-11-26 · 22m

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

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E11

Episode 11

★ 7.8

Meander to Your Dander

2008-03-17 · 22m

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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E12

Episode 12

★ 7.5

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

2008-03-24 · 22m

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

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E13

Episode 13

★ 7.4

The Soil Is Moist

2008-03-31 · 20m

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

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E14

Episode 14

★ 7.4

Winky-Dink Time

2008-04-14 · 22m

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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E15

Episode 15

★ 7.8

Rough Night in Hump Junction

2008-04-21 · 21m

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

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E16

Episode 16

★ 7.6

Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty

2008-04-28 · 22m

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

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E17

Episode 17

★ 7.1

Fish in a Drawer

2008-05-05 · 21m

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

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E18

Episode 18

★ 7.1

If My Hole Could Talk

2008-05-12 · 21m

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

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E19

Episode 19

★ 7.4

Waiting for the Right Snapper

2008-05-19 · 22m

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

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